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Joke of the Day

"Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt."

"So a priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender looks up, hesitates, and says, ""What is this, some kind of fucking joke?!"""

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him 4 months ago ^^^^just ^^^^searched ^^^^and ^^^^realized ^^^^this ^^^^is ^^^^heavily ^^^^overused ^^^^and ^^^^reposted ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent."

"So a guy walks INTO a bar So a guy walks into a bar and says "" ow."""

"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."

"Just found an inch-long hair growing from my earlobe. Does this mean I can finally join the X-Men?"

"Being the President is seriously stressful. Kennedy lost his mind!"

"They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got"

"""I'm terribly sorry but your husband overdosed on Flintstones vitamins"" ""oh my god...is he ok?"" ""I'm afraid not. he...yabba dabba died lmao"""