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Joke of the Day

"I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story."

"Good Cop: If you confess now, you'll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!"

"KAREN ADDISON: CHEAP DATE He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side."

"What do a pedophiles hopes and bingo have in common? B7...B7..."

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your truck back, you get your house back, you get your girl back, and you get your dog back."

"I'm addicted to Halloween! Nobody seems to know how to ""treat"" it"

"What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? The former is a band of cunning runts..."

"Battlefield calls 911 Battlefield: Hi I'd like to turn myself in for a murder 911: Who's the victim? Battlefield: Call of Duty"

"A black woman called Betty came into my restaurant the other day... She asked, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" I replied, ""No black Betty, it's ham or lamb"""

"""If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace"" (from the back) He saw Creed live in 2003"