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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years? Ancient grease"
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"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."
"A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant ""I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto. Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?"""
"What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!"
"What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom & Dad"
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!"
"What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!"""
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dicktater"
"There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator Only a fraction of people will get this."
"Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face."