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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an oil stain that lasted for 1000 years? Ancient grease"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"

"Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar?! The police are trying to catch him, but he's always got a few Twix up his sleeve!"

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who always lose their train of thought"

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"

"I painted my computer black... in hopes it would run faster"

"Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for ""wireless fireless."" Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, ""fire up the computer"" etc."

"Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Because the Captain was stood on the deck!"

"I just whispered Beetlejuice 3 times and Michael Keaton showed up and asked for a job."