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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
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"A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar Then Into a Table, Then Into A Bar Stool......."
"PERSON: I'm exhausted! ME: Me too! What'd you do? PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You? ME: I talked to like 4 people."
"The best thing about adolescent humor... is that it never gets old!"
"So I ask my local librarian... If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat. She said they rang a bell but dont know if they are there or not."
"""Bacon gives you cancer"" is the 2015 version of ""touching yourself causes blindness."""
"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you're both stiff"
"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"""
"What's the best part of split-pea soup? The cut up peaness."
"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."