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Joke of the Day
"I just whispered Beetlejuice 3 times and Michael Keaton showed up and asked for a job."
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"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."
"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."
"its such a weird coincidence that all these young financial successes all have rich parents, despite being completely self-made"
"Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !"
"#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU"
"How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he wishes it was two."
"What's the most popular game to play in jail? Smash Brothers"
"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"
"good old family racism what do you call the leader of the black panthers movement? the maine coon"