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Joke of the Day

"I just whispered Beetlejuice 3 times and Michael Keaton showed up and asked for a job."

"Jesus take the wheel ~ Mexicans stripping a car"

"Bumper sticker reads.... Voices inside my tells me everything is going to be ok"

"Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store? Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick ""Up""."

"This morning, I accidentally put redbull instead of water in my coffee After 15 mins of driving I realized I forgot home my car"

"Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio."

"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like...it's working out.I think I'm the one."

"Kylo Ren: We must find Luke Skywalker General Hux: Why? He won't fight & you don't need training. Kylo: He might have cool Vader souvenirs"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"" I decided to post this classic especially with the clown epidemic going on"

"[after 20 minutes of awkward silence in the sauna] ""This isn't the bathroom is it"""