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Joke of the Day

"The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni."

"I saw a Muslim guy do a double backflip off his friend's shoulders today. It was sikh"

"Following my vasectomy my urologist told me to return with a sample after I had ejaculated 40 times Ok Doc. See you tomorrow morning!"

"What do you call a rough Italian neighborhood? A Spaghetto"

"My girlfriend keeps telling me to buy camo because it's really in But I can never find it at the store."

"Donald Trump and Jeremy Clarkson are now in the same line of work The unemployment line"

"Looking for a good retractable leash. when I walk my turtle I hate when it gets to far ahead of me"

"Looking for rich sugardaddy to support me so I can support my boyfriend so he can tweet more. *thoughtful romantic tweet*"

"So two snare drums and a cymbal fall on the ground... *BA* *DUM* *TSSHHHH*"

"Boko Haram Has Really CHANGED. I used to like these guys a lot. ""Whiter Shade of Pale"" was a great, great song. Look at them now. What happened with them? They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!"