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Joke of the Day
"The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni."
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"I tried to make a robot that ate watches... but it was too time-consuming."
"We arrested a troupe of mimes for their unspeakable crimes.... None of them talked. But they did point fingers."
"Camera Joke Nikon"
"1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos"
"Q: What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? A: Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."
"Why was the homeless man's body cremated? Because he urned it"
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"Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? You wind her up, and she operates on batteries."
"Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!"