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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"
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"[breakup] Who should get the cat? ""I don't know...let's see who he loves the most"" {3 weeks later} Can you tell? ""Nope"""
"Spell ""pound"" in two letters. Lb."
"My favorite jokes are the short ones that make me laugh. Here's a short one that I hope makes you laugh. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? - You look for FRESH PRINTS!!"
"The Seahawks beat the Panthers up so bad that people in North Carolina are wearing JE SUIS CAM t-shirts."
"What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight"
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust..."
"The next President of the United States. The joke is in the title , but it makes me cry."
"Why can't a bicycle stand alone? It's two tired."
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"