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Joke of the Day

"Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for ""wireless fireless."" Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, ""fire up the computer"" etc."

"[sees kid hitting pinata] Me: wow he really hates horses"

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo ? Ones a little lighter"

"After cribbing about yet another one of my Pranks, I told my girlfriend that she ""Can't take a Joke"" ""I let u put your cock in me don't I"" she replied."

"One time, at banned camp, I felt really excluded."

"What separates Humans from Animals? The Mediterranean Sea."

"Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage? Because they are the wurst."

"What do you call gingers in Auschwitz? Concentrated Orange Jews"

"What is a physicist's favorite type of pants? Massless chaps"

"If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!"