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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you come across an elephant? Wipe it off and apologize."

"What do giraffes eat at 11am? Brunch."

"I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and hate."

"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg..."

"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."

"My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with Italian food. I wouldn't put it pasta."

"I like my women like my coffee... In a burlap sack, on the back of a donkey."

"I've been using ProductsTM for years and let me tell you, Other BrandsTM can't compare !"

"What does eating a chick out and being in the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"This month is so 08/15"