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Joke of the Day
"What do giraffes eat at 11am? Brunch."
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"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Joffrey Baratheon ? Trump is older."
"Jihadi math university question: Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the area it will cover after the explosion."
"Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section."
"Depressed cows feel like life is udderly hopeless. But now there's hope. Ask your doctor if Cowbucil is right for your cow."
"Him: What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god? Me: oh, um, science."
"Things I've learned on Twitter: 1. A Twitter Crush is not a soft drink 2. Naps rule 3. Pants are optional 4. Everybody hates Nickelback"
"A lady got off the train so I finished her crossword. Turns out she'd just gone to the toilet and now she's back and she hates me."
"What do you call a stoned pig? Baked Ham"
"What do you call a person with.. A phone."