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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with Italian food. I wouldn't put it pasta."

"What do you call the study of Japanese sound? Yakuztics"

"Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much"

"Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane"

"My kid was saying they wanted an Omnitrix that let him change into pokemon So am like...you want to be a ditto?"

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints."

"(1st day in heaven) Me: Whoa- is that Elvis? Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators"

"Why did the pedophile cross the road? To get to the other slide."

"Things have really turned around for me since I re-named my penis and testicles ""JD Power and Associates""."