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Joke of the Day
"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."
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"Did you hear the guy who wrote the Friends theme song committed suicide? No one told him life was gonna be this way."
"Q: Why did Thoreau build a house? A: Because he wanted to be walled-in."
"How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb? Trick question. Protestors don't change anything."
"My problem with McDonalds is I can't go retrieve my kids in the play tubes because I can't fit in the play tubes because I eat at McDonalds."
"What do you call a possessed chicken? Poultrygeist."
"How do you stop guys like Donald Trump from saying racist things? You muzzle 'em."
"Remember that time I made that funny joke? Me neither."
"Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere"
"""My balls have amazing cleavage in the right lighting"" is a failed pickup line that has never worked."