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Joke of the Day
"I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and hate."
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"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"
"According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership."
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight"
"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch."
"Why did the golfer wear two pants? He got a hole in one"
"Doctor: You have acute appendicitis. Me: And you have a cute face. Drinks?"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog"
"""How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?"" -Cats"
"I was in the attic the other day... ...and I found a Christmas present that I meant to give to my daughter a year ago. It's a shame I forgot about it, she always wanted a puppy."