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Joke of the Day

"I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and hate."

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"

"a joke about pizza On second thoughts it's a bit too cheesy..."

"What happens if a politician takes a Viagra? He gets taller"

"Don't assume I have a bad memory if I don't remember what you tell me. More than likely its becasue I don't like you enough to pay attention"

"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems."

"<-- Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch."

"I saw the expiration date on my condoms They say it takes thousands of years for latex to degrade, but apparently it's been longer than that since I've gotten laid"

"I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs... but I quit because there was too much negativity."

"I feel like Trump and Hillary are two divorced parents fighting over custody of us but we kinda just wanna go live with grandma."