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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"

"How did the Girl Scout Samoa cookies get their name? Because after you eat one, you want samoa!"

"Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop? Answer: ""STOP THE CAB-BAGE"" Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying."

"[couples therapy] Mrs: he's too handsy, always touching me all over... Mr: [who is an octopus] I CANT HELP IT LINDA IM LIKE 90% HANDS..."

"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"

"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"

"Why Did John Lennon Get shot? Yoko Ducked"

"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun having her period."

"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."

"I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*"