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Joke of the Day

"There are two things I don't like about you Your chin."

"My friends usually get upset with how often I make jokes, but I need to stay strong. You see, seven days without puns makes one weak."

"My friend told me about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats That's nuts, I told him"

"I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways."

"Why did it take so long for Americans to beat Germany in WW2? They weren't Russian."

"Dark humor is like clean water... Not everyone gets some."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite movie? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN"

"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you."

"A whorehouse got burned down today... Some came out running, and some ran out cummimg."

"The reality is men have no idea what women want... and women have no idea what women want"