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Joke of the Day

"When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like I love you for what you have inside. (Me to my fridge)"

"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."

"A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one."

"What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot? The Imperial March"

"What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A flamethrower"

"I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad."

"I was late to a meeting traveling to West Virginia. I forgot to reset my watch to the mid 1800s."

"So how long do I have to microwave this spider before I let it bite me?"

"I have such bad luck getting a girl to come over... I watched the video from ""The Ring"" and the creepy chick called seven days later and said something came up and she couldn't make it."

"There's no ""I"" in ""denial""."