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Joke of the Day

"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"

"What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer? Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep."

"I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to."

"What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books? An author-dontist Wahey!"

"So one physicist asks another physicist So what's new? The physicists responds, C over Lambda."

"[Friday Night] WIFE: Have fun at poker ME {stopping at door}: What did you say? W: Have fun ME: After that W: Uh..at poker- ME: IT'S POKEMAN"

"Did you hear about the midget that got kicked out of the nudist colony? He was getting into everybody's hair..."

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together! I was, like, OMg!"

"I was overcharged by a plumber! So, I've been secretly training a gorilla to roll barrels at people. Tomorrow, we're kidnapping his girl."

"Cops: You were driving while intoxicated nnMe: I was in no condition to walk"