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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat person with hemophilia? Diableedes"
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"What's the difference between a spot and a girl on her period? When you squeeze a spot, you get bloody pus. When you squeeze a girl on her period..."
"""Harry Potter"" branded condoms. ""Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you're Slytherin in her chamber of secrets""."
"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."
"I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning."
"I think its my mom's birthday. I should unblock her on facebook and check."
"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."
"Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez? At the pico de gallows."
"Why do sanitary towel adverts always feature a liquid which is blue? Are aliens their primary customers?"
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""I got up."" ""I got up who?"" ""In that case, the bathroom's over there."""