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Joke of the Day
"What does a doctor say to the new father of a stillborn child? Close, but no cigar."
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"Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes."
"1995: one day the Internet will allow all people access to the full breadth of human knowledge. 2016: *watching cat videos*"
"If smoking is bad for you... Why does it cure salmon?"
"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."
"You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good."
"Hear about the serial killer who was actually quite sensitive? He wore other people's hearts on his sleeve."
"I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone"
"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."
"What's green and smells like ham? Kermit the frog's finger"