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Joke of the Day

"""Your word is their..."" ""Your word is their,"" said the spelling bee judge. The contestant, confused, asked for a sentence. ""They're looking for their dog over there,"" replied the judge."

"Parents, what's the right age to explain to a Fox News anchor that Santa isn't real?"

"Knock Knock A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Dyslexic Cow B: Interrupting Dys-- A: OOOOOOOOOM!"

"I like my chairs the way I like my women Quiet and conforming to my body"

"daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip"

"How do you spell anarchy? Any way you fucking want."

"Did you guys hear about the jews hurting dental health? Its those damn acidic jews!"

"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""

"A guy cat calls a girl ""Hey, what's up girl?"" ""My eyes."""

"Why aren't marriage prevention hotlines a thing?"