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Joke of the Day
"What does a doughnut have in common with a nut? They dough nut have anything in common."
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"I once dumped a cross-eyed chick Thought she was seeing someone else."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... Those who understand hexadecimal and F the rest."
"Why did mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."
"A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. ""If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"""
"""listen up, I'm only going to show you this once!"" ~ suicide bomber teacher."
"Did you hear about the gay german? Apparently he Adolf Hitler."
"Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits. JK. He was like, ""I wanna marry you."" And I was like, ""K."""
"My favorite underwear is camouflage... Because no one can see me cumming."