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Joke of the Day

"*On date* Her: hey, how are you? Me: yeah really g.. BRAIN: *interrupting* TELL HER THAT RAP ABOUT ANTS YOU MADE UP ON THE WAY HERE."

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"What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most? Pupperoni"
"Have you heard about the recent abnormal growth in cancer clinics? There are tumor down the street."
"When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad."
"Sorry, I can't listen to your vegan nonsense right now. I have more important things at steak."
"maybe bears omly like honey so much becuase their throats hurt from all the growlimg they do"
"What happened to the pie dish that got arrested? He was foiled."
"The Italian faucet.... When it drips it goes wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop."
"CHEF: You're fired ME: Is it cause I call beef patty's ""beef patricias?"" CHEF: Yes ME: Can I have some Switzerland cheese bef- CHEF: GET OUT"
"And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition."
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