156415

Joke of the Day

"It's kind of annoying that my wife said something about glistening but when I asked her to repeat it she just got mad."

"A Cobra wanted to fight me but I challenged him to a thumb war and he slitthered away embarrassed."

"My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently ""heating your dinner"" wasn't a good answer."

"Facebook is the most confusing dating site I have ever been on."

"What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him."

"The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses wondering why they're being given candy."

"The mayor of Baltimore"

"I was asleep in a forest... ...Then suddenly woke up and saw a grizzly bent over my face. Bear ass."

"Wearing my lesbian boots today. Well, they're faux lesbian. I don't believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they're farm-raised."

"I'm surprised Trump ran as a Republican I thought he was running as a joke"