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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House? Precedent."
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"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."
"I admit I once used the n-word when someone asked me to go to a Kenny Chesney concert. But that n-word was, ""No."""
"Two spiders are at another spiders funeral. ""Peter was the most gentle spider I ever knew. He wouldn't hurt a fly."" ""Yeah, that's true. Do you know what he died from?"" ""Starvation."""
"'It's ok, I'm from the internet', I whisper from under your bed as you call the police."
"Life with erectile dysfunction is hard But really it isn't."
"What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long? A thon"
"I'd like to thank not only my mom and dad ... But my parents"
"I kinda like zombies...but can we go ahead & decide whether they can run fast or just walk?...my apocolypse plans depend on it....thanks!"
"Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy."