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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist... ...because I have a color TV!"

"I was angry when my neighbors put a fence around their swimming pool but then I got over it"

"""Mommy, I don't want to see grandma today!"" ""Shut up and keep digging."""

"""and this blood shall be called A+"" all the other blood types: ""k wow we're like right here"""

"The first rule of Mormon fight flub is go door to door talking about Mormon fight club ."

"I'm my biggest critic. I'm my strongest critic. I'm my tallest critic. I'm my prettiest critic. who's a good critic. yes you. whose a good c"

"What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el"

"I'm trying to remember what that soup is called, the kind with chicken and rice.... Oh yeah! Chinken Noodle!"

"What do you call a crashed Vertibird? ( Fallout 4) An Invertibird."

"What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night? ""It's Raining Men"""