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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist... ...because I have a color TV!"

"It's 2011. If you're still using a payphone, you probably deserve to be negotiating some sort of ransom."

"TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today and kept thinking, ""Don't get an erection, don't don't don't..."" But she did."

"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"

"how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis"

"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."

"I'm not fat! My DNA's just bold font."

"Dating is a lot like fishing Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod."

"Someone ordered a lion statuette for a Pride parade Apparently there was a mixup at the manufacturer and they only sent the rear half of the lion. What followed was a catastrophe"

"Me:""The store didn't have any bread so I brought flour"" Wife:""If they didn't have butter would you buy a cow"" *sound of hooves in kitchen*"