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Joke of the Day
"I like the sound of you not talking."
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"What is the hardest part about playing soccer? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"Why did a pile of gravel go to jail? aggregated basalt"
"I bought my wife a refrigerator for her birthday. I know it's not the best gift in the world, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it."
"How many potatoe does it take to kill a Latvian? none (inspired by /u/aces613 )"
"This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer..."
"Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh..."
"The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones."
"I just burnt 1200 calories... I forgot the pizza in the oven. : /"
"[NSFW] What kind of birds do prostitutes like? Swallows."