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Joke of the Day
"Why did a pile of gravel go to jail? aggregated basalt"
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"Me and my girlfriend were on a cruise, listening to Bob Marley. She said he was Upboat."
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"Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them."
"Let's make a deal. You sing Christmas music in the office and I'll leave 5 minutes early to let the air out of your tires. Deal?"
"What do you call 2 gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"
"Before I met my wife I was incomplete.. Now I'm finished."
"Are you 9/11, Gurl? Cuz I would never forget you."
"If you don't want to be there today, just say ""I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"""
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants The pay was low, but the tips were *huge*"