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Joke of the Day

"Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh..."

"What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? ""Fruit Punch"". I'm sorry."

"Want to hear a clean joke? A boy takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the name of the girl next door. (Told by my pastor)"

"Jokes are like food... Not everyone gets it."

"Blonde Did you hear about the blonde who got in a taxi? The driver kept the 'VACANT' sign up. (Found this in WuMo)"

"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."

"I used to be indecisive.... Now I'm not so sure."

"What do you call a smug criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"

"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"

"What's the difference between an oral, and rectal thermometer? The taste."