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Joke of the Day

"Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh..."

"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"

"These days people treat their cellphones like its a baby... ..except I never laugh when I drop my cellphone"

"And in the news today, Justin Bieber has yet to be shot in a drive by. . ."

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie."

"If you met an eel in a top hat... ...that would be Sir Eel. (say it out loud)"

"[guy next to me at urinal] ""Is that a 5 or 6?"" ...about 5-1/2 I guess. ""Really? (looks at iPhone on my hip) Can I see it?"" *zips up* No."

"What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question? A curry-ous guy"

"Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven? They were too GUI."