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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bad riddle? Voldemort"

"Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas"

"Next time your sit at a McDonald's playland and a parent asks you, ""Which one is yours?"" Say, ""I haven't picked one out yet!"" It's worth it."

"There's only 3 types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't."

"My Father Was An Artist My father was an artist. He had an *amazing* stroke. That's how he died....."

"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo.... ...I don't even have any coconuts"

"I once played chess with an Egyptian King... ...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh."

"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him..."

"How do you know if your best friend is gay? If his dick tastes like shit!"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade....."