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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part about playing soccer? Telling your parents that you're gay."
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"I'm in a band named 999 megabytes We still haven't got a gig yet"
"Q: How do French poodles greet each other? A: Bone-jour."
"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"
"What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"
"What is Red and Smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint"
"I went to a Jewish wedding, and spotted a red sign. It said, ""In case of wedding, break glass"""
"If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself."
"If porno was realistic, there would be kids knocking on the door yelling that spongebob was on a commercial break."