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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"asbestos huh? if what i'm hearing is true they shoudl call it asworstos ."

"Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot"

"I real reason I'm single I have a tiny penis."

"Life is a joke.. and death is the punch line."

"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."

"""This place sucks."" ~Stevie Wonder at an art gallery"

"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside..."

"Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water."

"A man walks into a bar And stays there my entire childhood"