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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full."

"Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: ""I'm gonna need more carrots."""

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass"

"LOL""Twitter is better with friends. We found some people you might know"". Block Block Block Block"

"Miley Montana (whatever) has decided to quit ""singing"" to focus on ""acting"". I am very ""concerned."""

"How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb? He calls it a work of art."

"What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl? Four drinks."

"If my memory foam mattress really had ""memory,"" it could write for Penthouse."

"Don't tell a Klepto this... ...they take everything literally."