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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass"
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"Boston walloped with snow again. If you think traffic is bad here... think about how bad it must be in Seattle with all those bandwagons falling over."
"A man's wife asks him: ""Have you ever considered having a threesome with me for a change?"" ""To be honest, having twosomes with you would be already be a change"""
"My editor told me I need to be more pithy, so I booked an appointment with a urologist."
"What did the Nazi say to the Cowboy? Reich for the sky!"
"I know pretty well how batteries must feel I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"learn just enough tap dancing just to tap dance out of the room when you win an argument"
"What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents? Roommates"
"What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate? No, a fence."
"What do all rioters have in common? Youth"