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Joke of the Day

"Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife's home."

"What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash? Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon"

"I put my phone on airplane mode. Now I can't find it."

"Yeah, you like getting choked don't you!? oops wrong sub..."

"Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet :("

"My mother-in-law said ""just do what you normally do"" when she came to stay with us. Not going to lie, naked Saturday was a little awkward."

"If you crossed a cow with a goat what would you get? Half and half!"

"What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two? Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!"

"TIFU by clicking on a useless post."

"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."