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Joke of the Day
"How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb? He calls it a work of art."
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"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say to his colleague? Hoover fuck said this job would be a good idea?"
"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""
"Alien joke. I feel sorry for the aliens....that live in the third world country."
"A restaurant patron complained about the limited dessert selection, and an Irish man turned his head to respond. What was the complaint? **Flan AGAIN?!**"
"When someone yells ""STOP!"" I never know if it's Hammertime or if I should collaborate and listen."
"When I was in the army our commanding officer always made decisions based on the way our whole unit felt. I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus."
"Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often"
"Me: I want to buy this chicken Farmer: Ok. Gonna take him home and eat him? *imagines self fighting crime with new chicken buddy* Me: Yes"
"The amount of power surging through me after successfully giving a stranger directions can only be described as dangerous"