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Joke of the Day
"""Please stop that."" -person who witnessed first guy beatboxing"
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"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin he said with a grin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
"Two guys were competing to see who could masturbate into menswear the fastest... in the end it didn't matter, they both came in a tie."
"My surgeon friend that specialized in Augmentation Mammaplasty just died. I regret not being there the moment he took his last breast."
"Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight."
"How do you know you are at r/jokes? The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science"
"""My friends on Facebook are idiots."" So, what you're saying is that you're smart, but not smart enough to not friend idiots. Got it."
"There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"It's a good thing the pilgrims and indians feasted on turkey instead of cats at the original Thanksgiving... ...otherwise we would only get to eat pussy once a year."
"I like my men like I like my tea in little disposable bags"