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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."

"Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible."

"My grandpa was one of the Holocaust survivors... But then again, most guards survived."

"Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin Mobile"

"People are like traffic lights You have to judge them by colour"

"[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone... ""Hey, who is this?"" ""Allah"" ""Allah who?"" ""Allahu akbar."""

"Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge."

"Today in an elevator, I got off on my floor, hugged the person next to me & said, ""You seem like a alotta fun. We should keep in touch.""."

"How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help."