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Joke of the Day

"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it. As he wiped off his chin he said with a grin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

"Napkins used after eating hot wings and then put in your pocket should NEVER be used as toilet paper no matter how much you've had to drink."

"Whats the difference between a man and a government bond? The bond matures."

"When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !"

"Married for money... Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked? Wife: That I married you for your money!"

"My OCD brings all the boys to the yard, where they're sanitized and counted before I wash my hands of them."

"Oh Thursday, you teasy bitch you."

"What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? addictionary"

"A man with a... A man with a twelve in penis can't spel."