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Joke of the Day
"I like my men like I like my tea in little disposable bags"
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"My Vietnamese friends just got married. They have the same common last name, so neither of them needed to change anything. You could say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."
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"What's better than roses on my piano? tulips on my organ."
"They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines."
"TIL that during WWII 3 U.S. submarines sank due to friendly fire. Whoops, wrong sub."
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"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after the third 'Ho'"
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