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Joke of the Day
"Winning a fight with your gf is like winning a vacation to Detroit. Don't get too excited"
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"Interviewer: Give me an example of something you took with you from your last job Me: Toilet paper"
"BOSS: There's limited parking at the event so we are going to carpool ME (pulling a pair of floaties out of my desk drawer): oh hell yeah"
"My girlfriend never swears in public... But when we're talking dirty around the house she curses like a sailor, and it really turns me on. I guess it's true, women should be obscene but not heard."
"A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include ""Swam in water"" and ""Ate""."
"Have you heard my unemployment joke? Yeah, it needs a little work."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... They would eventually find me attractive."
"What do you say to a man with no body and no nose? No body nose."
"Why do Russians like pho so much? ... BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3"
"Why was the little strawberry sad? He found out his parents were in a jam"