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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you are at r/jokes? The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science"

"me *dead*: at least I don't have to pay student loans *Gets e-mail* We see your living status has changed. Click to update your loan info."

"""What's this ticket, officer?"" - Loitering ""I didn't drop trash"" - No. Loitering. ""You talk funny"" - It's not- ""I'm putting this on Twoiter"""

"How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ? None. There are no *men* there."

"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."

"I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. She keeps screaming some other guy's name when we have sex. Let's just hope I never come across this guy ""rape"" in a dark alley."

"How would I describe myself in three words? Eats anything. Beyonce."

"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."

"people who say ""guess what"" and make you actually guess make me want to die"

"How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, I left early."