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Joke of the Day
"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"
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"I'm not mature enough to work at Siemens."
"Oklahoma Thunder & Miami Heat... Can't tell if they are talking about a weather report or NBA Finals."
"Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""
"What's green and has wheels? The grass. I lied about the wheels."
"Don't make fun of a fat person with a lisp... ...they're probably thick and tired of it."
"Part time lover Is any benefit of part time lover. Scheduled time for any"
"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."
"Apparently the g-spot is located in a $1700 pair of Christian Louboutins."
"I've learned so much from my mistakes.. I'm thinking of making some more"