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Joke of the Day
"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"
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"What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well? Everyone knows you're a master baiter!"
"My pet name for my manhood, for obvious reasons, is Whitesnake...You know, cuz... ""Here I go again on my own""."
"Amazingly, this sentence contains all letters of the alphabet djkquvwxz"
"Wanna hear a terrorist joke? Israeli good.."
"Letsh Have Shex! -Horny Sean Connery"
"Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free"
"I hired a golf pro to tell me what's wrong with my tee shots He said I was standing too close to the ball, after I hit it."
"You know what a Rhetorical Joke is?"
"""Have a nice day at the plant!"" -wife caterpillar to husband caterpillar in the morning"