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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."
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"Have you heard the joke about the margarine? I'd tell it you but I prefer it unsaturated."
"Whats wrong with four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac seats five."
"I wrote an essay once comparing various versions of the Bible. I had to do a lot of cross referencing."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted"
"How do you kill a hippie? Tape a hula hoop to the bottom of a pool"
"Frozen ""I hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. They really need to just let it go."""
"How come white girls can only count odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Never trust a married guys opinion of who's hot. It's like asking a starving guy what food tastes good."
"My entry for the shortest joke in the world congress"