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Joke of the Day
"What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level"
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"Some Muslims were having an argument on my street the other day... I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face."
"Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else."
"I shot a frog once. It croaked."
"Leading causes of cancer: 1. Smoking 2. Aging 3. Radiation 4. Diet 5. WebMD"
"If you're walking down the street and see a teenager, don't panic; just yell ""One Direction selfie twerk"" and slip away in the confusion."
"There's an email going around that claims to include a nude photo of Hillary Clinton Don't open it. It contains a nude photo of Hillary Clinton."
"Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?? None. They just beat the room for being black"
"I've snapped a bunch of necks Being a necklace photographer isn't too bad"