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Joke of the Day
"British sense of humour"
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"*interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say ""dying wish"" again! Ok now say ""coffee""!"
"What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!"
"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches."
"Here you go, Merry Christmas! ""Dad, why'd you wrap our gifts in soft fabric?"" Because I wanted to make- Mom: NO DON'T My presents felt"
"""sir do u know why i pulled u over"" *shrugs* ""License- *hands cop box of crayons* ""sir plea- *hands cop coloring book* *cop starts coloring*"
"there's nothing quite as American as eating when you're not even hungry"
"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"
"What do the song ""Dixie Chicken"" and a Klansman have in common? You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner."
"I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans But when I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off."