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Joke of the Day
"For an international audience, spell the pop star's name as ""KeUSDha."""
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"How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face"
"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."
"Joke of The Day Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna."
"Mom: Joe time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says ""to be taken in water."""
"WHY HAS THE COST OF BALLOONS INCREASED OVER THE LAST 50 YEARS?? INFLATION!"
"OMG... JUST OPENED A CUPBOARD AND ALL MY POSTAGE STAMPS ARE PREGNA- Oh wait, it's Ravioli."
"I seruptitously flicked a booger on a guy who was being mean to his wife. If this is what being a sniper feels like, I like it."
"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."
"The pollen is so bad this year in Phoenix... that tweekers are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed."