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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate when somebody gives you the finger in traffic and then you have to follow them home and loosen the lug nuts on their wheels."

"Why is it called taking a shit? Cuz no one wants to say they're giving a shit."

"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""

"Thanks to incognito private browsing, nobody will discover my deepest, darkest secret.... That I play RuneScape."

"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."

"A little boy asked his father... ""Daddy, what's a transvestite?"" ""Go ask your mother. He'll tell you."""

"My friend told me all women are the same. He always makes broad generalizations."

"How do you get over a fear of elevators? Just take some steps to avoid them!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one to hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"I keep all of my fishing equipment in one place. That's what sea shed."