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Joke of the Day

"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""

"You wouldn't steal a gate. So why would you take offense?"

"Whats the difference between a Snowman and a SnowWoman? Snowballs!"

"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964): An adolescent reindeer is first mocked, and then taken advantage of because of a birth deformity."

"You're like school in the summertime - no class."

"With the Germany Argentina final on the way, we will finally know which one of the two Popes is God's favorite."

"What did the American guy say to the French guy at the urinal ""Hey, ur a peein'!"""

"Did you hear the one about the gay couple who were perfect for each other? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"Women are like spaghetti. They're straight until wet."