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Joke of the Day

"Rabbi joke A priest sits down next to a rabbi at a park. He asks, ""so what's the cost of circumcision these days?"" To which the rabbi replies,"" I wouldn't know. I just keep the tips!"""

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"I just read an article on the dangers of alcohol and it scared the shit out of me So that's it. I'm done. No more reading after today"
"Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less."
"Advice to those who steal from libraries If someone gets caught stealing from a library, would they get *booked?*"
"Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers? Because they were stale, matey!"
"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."
"Me: Who's a good boy? Dog: I thought we settled this."
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. Totally embarrassed them by peeing on them."
"I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion"
"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"