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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called taking a shit? Cuz no one wants to say they're giving a shit."
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"Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison? He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks."
"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"
"A 2-hour movie called ""Can You Watch My Kid For Like 15 Minutes?"""
"Guys: What should you do if you drop your wallet in San Francisco? Kick that shit to Oakland!!"
"What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V? His brother holding the VCR."
"A young Jewish boy asks his father for $50... His father says, ""$40? What do you want $30 for??"""
"Is it still a walk of shame if I'm leaving my own house? It ain't like I'm proud of what happened in there."
"The inventor of predictive text has died... His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
"What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar? Cis-Alpine Gaul."