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Joke of the Day
"I keep all of my fishing equipment in one place. That's what sea shed."
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"What do the Optimist Club and the Mile High Club have in common? They're both about giving a flying fuck."
"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"
"A woman gives the news to her husband. - My love , I'm pregnant . What would you like it to be ? - A joke?."
"How'd the hillbilly Stump the Trump? He Berned it."
"Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone? Because she's dead."
"My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning."
"Where did the Jewish girl go during the bombing? Everywhere."
"what's the peak of bad luck to fall off a crashing plane on a sinking ship"
"What cars do wolves drive? Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!"