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Joke of the Day
"How do you get over a fear of elevators? Just take some steps to avoid them!"
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"What's a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it's ""R"" but it's actually the ""C""."
"F.E.M.A. Fuck EverybodyMostly Africans. ~Eddie Griffin"
"It's almost Christmas, which means it's almost time to hear my parents' new excuses for why Jennifer Lawrence isn't under the tree again."
"Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live? All she does is stay on the dashboard."
"Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama."
"Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes is out of shape. Yoga pants."
"Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato)"
"Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield."
"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"